Once upon a time a friend of mine named Simon and I flirted, no not together, but with the idea of making short videos of us chatting utter nonsense on our way to and from university. The idea was simple, put a camera in his car and record one of our ‘normal’ day to day conversations. We did it once and while we both enjoyed the results for whatever reason never did it again. I regret that as talking bollocks is one of my favourite things to do!

I recently rediscovered the video and thought:

“You know what? I’ll bloody post that on my blog so maybe more than 3 people will watch it…”

and so, that’s exactly what this is. Enjoy.